Pickup and Breakup Lines
Do you have trouble trying to get the attention of that special someone? Or are you unable to find the right words to break up with someone who’s not right for you? You could break up with them and find the next person the same night! But I would recommend delivering the ones you use in person. These pickup lines are sure to up your rizz, and the break up lines are sure to have them never bother you again.
Do you have a fire extinguisher? Because you set my heart ablaze.
I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.
Are you Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Math is so confusing. It’s always talk of x and y but never you and I.
Are you the sun? Because I could stare at you all day, and it’d be worth the risk.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
So, besides taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
Hi, I believe we’ve met before. Oh wait — that was just in my dreams.
Do you have a bandaid? I hurt my knees falling for you.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give one back.
I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
Do you like fishing? Because you have me hooked.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What’s your name again? … Could I call you Mine instead?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Did we go to school together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
I’m really glad I have life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
Are you High School Musical 4? Because I’d wait forever for you.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
Are you a Christmas tree? Because I’d like to be the star on top.
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m a huge fan.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I think it’s time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Let's be One Direction. I’ll be Zayn.
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If you take the “L” out of lover, it’s over.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re evidence that I made a mistake.
I think it’s time we cancel our gym membership. We’re not working out anymore.
You look like a snack, but I’m going on a diet.
Are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you Gotye because I want you to be somebody that I used to know.
We need to cover more ground, so we should split up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and so are you.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Our relationship is like my financial status: broke.
Are you an anchor? Because you’ve done nothing but weigh me down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s all your stuff, I never want to see you.
I’m calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are we tectonic plates? Because we're drifting apart.
Raise your hand if you have a (boyfriend/girlfriend/partner). Not so fast.
Are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) My divorce attorney.
I think I’m going blind, because I don’t see us working out.
Are you at the finish line? Because we’re over.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s been fun, but I’m leaving you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would make U and I further apart.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Let's be Frozen; I’ll be Elsa because I have to let you go.
We should make like PANGEA, because we’re breaking up.
