Well, DPS has miraculously done it again! The sorority sister who was reported missing at the Chi Omega formal--after allegedly leaving to move her car--has been found in stable condition.

To many Centenary students in recent months, it is no secret that the college is changing. From new dorms to the renovations to the FIT, there are a lot of controversial changes occurring on campus, and they aren’t going away anytime soon.

Following the flooding of the Crumley Garden Professorial Offices due to the malfunction of a snow machine on the set of Snow-pocalypse Gone Wrong, the campus community applauded CRAB’s wise decision to renovate the tunnel between Mickle I and the library into the new Steve Shelburne Memorial Department of Ancient and Modern Languages. The plan called for a complete transformation of the dank, dim space into a wing of offices for those who once resided on the third floor of the Jackson Welcome Center.

As a kid, I only ever went to Disney for vacations. I am definitely not complaining, simply stating a fact.

This article is not meant to discredit the hard work and dedication of the Hurley faculty, as many of them are constantly supportive of our academics and well-being. There is a high level of inconsistency though, which makes this situation even more frustrating to many of the students.

As March is Women’s History Month, we should all be thinking a bit more about the way women experience the world and the different challenges they face. Some of these challenges are outwardly apparent, but some of these challenges are experienced internally.

The movie industry’s newest summer blockbuster is looking to film right here at Centenary. Incited by Shreveport’s renewed interest in film, culture, and providing excellent tax breaks—the city has been the site of some of indie’s greatest occult classics throughout the years…Vampires Suck (2010), Butter (2011), and Shark Night 3D (2011).

Picture this: it’s 3:00 p.m., and you have a paper due in seven hours that you haven’t started. You desperately need an extension until tomorrow.

I am as independent as a twenty-one-year-old can be. Never mind the fact that, at my age, my grandmother had been happily married for over three years and was about to pop with her second kid (Hi, Mom!); or that I technically still live in my mother’s house (that’s down to my anti-social tendencies and a lack of desire to wear flipflops in the shower).

Attention prospective Centenary students, we've got some out-of-this-world news for you! Inspired by the newest immersive experience on offer at Walt Disney World, the Galactic Starcruiser hotel, and, perhaps, in an attempt to help CRAB cover renovation costs for Mickle 2 and Hamilton Memorial Swimming Pool, President Holoman, Provost Soul, and Dean Miller have approved plans for a new and similar money-making venture (albeit without the aliens).

Ah March. The bittersweet spot in the semester where midterms are over, but the fear of burnout is ever-looming.

Whether you’re sprawled on your roommate’s bed watching the latest episode of Euphoria or camped out in a mountain of blankets re-watching your favorite comfort show, you’ve likely watched television on some sort of streaming platform within the past week.

As a 2020 graduate, I’ve had a little bit of time away from the Centenary Bubble.

While many students have heard whispers of Centenary’s Master Plan for campus, few realize the depth of the proposed renovations and fewer still have taken the time to peruse the 97 page PDF available on the college’s website.

Note: The following piece is SATIRE.

As the owners of an anonymous Instagram account that ranks Centenary College’s desserts, we have the privilege of asking the question “What are the best and worst desserts?”

The modern Communications job market is wide and ever-changing.

It’s not a hot take to come out of the woods and say, “Hey, I think billionaires are bad, actually.”

The faculty, employees, and students at Centenary College of Louisiana have always prided themselves in their commitment to critical thought, encouragement, and the ability to achieve greatness.

The prospective students always have these big, wide eyes as they’re ferried around campus by the Student Ambassadors.